Welcome to the new world order… according to me. You may think that smacks of hubris, and it does, to a point, maybe. If you’ve ever read anything I’ve written (one of my three books comes to mind), then you know that everything is according to me. That may not seem terribly interesting to you, but then, you probably haven’t read my books or any of my numerous and delightfully entertaining articles or bought me a beer, and although I’m not completely dismissing you as totally irrelevant, get with the program, Sam!
This will help: I’ll be posting my thoughts every day (as in most days) about my experience dealing with the new plague (that nobody’s selling). Hope you enjoy.
Excerpt from COVID-19: House Arrest!
Day 65 of Captivity 5/19/20 In a world where “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing, is it any wonder we’re having so much trouble communicating, especially now with the added pressure of this invasively influential influenza? So to help out, here’s...
COVID-19: House Arrest! The Contest Entry No. 4
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COVID-19: House Arrest! The Contest Rules
Submit your best COVID-19: House Arrest! picture and you may win the first printed, signed and authenticated copy of my new book, COVID-19: House Arrest! That’s COVID-19: House Arrest! in case you missed it. Send in as many pictures as you please. The winner will be...
COVID-19: House Arrest! The Contest
“Allen Funt” Plinke coming at you from the basement. Say Cheese! Be the lucky one (or should I say the creative genius) to win the first printed, signed copy of my new book. Send me a pictorial expression of your COVID-19: House Arrest! emotional, amusing,...
